“Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.”
I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.
“A lot of times, at a… school, or naval academy, after a rousing speech, the crowd would throw its hats high into the air. … I’m just saying if they did throw their hats I’ve got a great line for that: ‘May your hats fly as high as your dreams.’ … That was a pretty good line.”
“I celebrate these women. They deserve the right to dress as they please. If Pam wants to show more cleavage she should be able to. I encourage that.”
“Wish I could, but I can’t. Well, can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shorn’t.”
“My point is… A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.”
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today.”
“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not … that way. I hate … so much about the things that you choose to be.”
